Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, Mommy. FML
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Tact
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
ED much?
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Today, my boss gave me an "All You Need to Know About Grammar" type book. FML
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Eir_fml 1
I'd want that book too!
AliSama 17
it seems like she cares for you?
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Comments (29)
pipinya 8
I'd wonder what she's hinting at
cherryllollo 7
Ill take it if you don't want it lol
Insanebrony 6
I can't motivate myself to read that book.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Are you lacking motivation? Here read this book mom logic.
alfalfalaffa 17
Those books are so pointless. How can you motivate yourself to read a book about motivation when you've got no motivation to motivate?