Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to find a job (months after graduating college). Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend, who loves board games, to give me advice on a board game I'm making. I ended up crying in the fetal position. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents made a game out of my mental illness. Every morning, they have a bet on which one of them can make me cry first. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
GeorginaGruesome 0
Damn, she sounds like a bitch!
barlessprison 16
To everyone bitching about how she used the word 'boohoo', that's probably what her mom named the game.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (65)
lifeisaplay 0
Moms a bitch.
ciego 0
i would do that too, quit acting like such a little crybaby bitch
shootingstar8D 0
Watsaaa bitch, She reminds me of the old lady from recess
equinoxe_fml 2
Why are you assuming she WANTS to get back with her boyfriend? Just because she's feeling bad about the break-up doesn't mean she wants to get back with him, they broke up for a reason. And your entire advice about "looking good" is ridiculous. You think people lose weight and tan that easily... and maybe this girl is already very pretty, how would you even know? I think just buying a pretty new dress would probably suffice. God.
chop_buster 0
And I bet you ******* would touch your mom. She'd probably beat the everliving shit out of you for looking at her wrong, pussy.
_whatever_77 0
Ignore the stupid bitch of a mother. God, this sounds like something my coo-coo crazy aunt would do to my cousins. That's sad.
Matty_No9 0
get a ******* grip
Sapphy 0
people who are saying to grow up or get a spine are kinda stupid. think about how much stress she is in and now think of how much more stress with her mother deliberatly making her cry as much as she can. not everyone is strong. although the ones who act like tough shit are usually the weakest. to the fml... pull through! try to be strong! it wont be easy but try!
sportygal85 0
Hey #63, don't pick on her grammar unless you can learn how to spell. It's sentences not sentances. I have a degree in English; at least some of us use good grammar and know how to spell. And by the way, I'm a college grad too with no job as well. Besides, boyfriends cost money, you can save money by not having a boyfriend, unless he's well off...lol. I've applied to several jobs and almost got hired, if it weren't for a test or if I lived in the state where the job was. And I heard of someone last week apply for a job where there were 200 applicants and 15 positions. I don't care if a pizza parlor had 6 openings, I'm sure there's 100 people wanting to fill them.
BoyMac 0
Stomp the bitch.
melilikiki 0
I like how you included that YOU broke up with your boyfriend. And you said "boohoo". Suck it up, cupcake.