Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Jinxed
Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML
Are you kidding me?
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Bigmouth strikes again and again
Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML
Bad news
Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Whiter shade of pale
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
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piekie8888 1
That sucks.. But you should have told her you didn't hear what she said, she would have repeated
darwinism 30
"Laughter is the language of the soul" - Pablo Neruda Still, no harm in saying "sorry, I didn't catch that". Remember that so you don't make an ass of yourself next time OP.
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Comments (82)
LittleAngel12 5
That sucks! Next time just ask her what she said
banan001 6
Why on earth would you Mum whisper news like that?
kait314 6
Why would you laugh instead of asking her to repeat herself? YDI dumbass
Emberlynnn 9
Lucky :/ I wish MY aunt would die
kayliers 5
Idiot.
HeartOfLead 24
There are WAY TOO MANY of these on this site. The I laughed at someone's death on accident is cliched. Just try not to do the same at her funeral.
88vivera 9
Why would she whisper that?
slapsface 10
Fyl I'm so sorry about your loss
topdezfan 5
I'm actually very sorry I laughed... I feel bad now
8313girl 28
Why do people laugh when they can't hear what the other person said? My grandma does that all the time and most of the time it's not a joke. She refuses to get a hearing aid so oh well. Sorry for your loss OP and I hope your mom didn't get too mad at you.