Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML
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wiona 2
OP here. I couldn't figure out how to respond without making an account, so I made one in order to reply to a couple of people. First, thanks to all the people who expressed concern. To the people who said YDI, I say screw you, because I did nothing to provoke this asshole. Yeah, I'm underage. I don't look underage, but I definitely am, braces and everything. My mom's boyfriend is yet another guy who's a worthless piece of shit, she has no taste when it comes to men. I talked to her about him after he left and she rolled her eyes and said it was "a joke". Which apparently I didn't get, because I'm "uptight". Moving in with my dad isn't an option, he's on the other side of the country and really can't handle having another person living with him right now. I do miss him, but frankly he's not a whole lot of help, my parents hate each other and while my father means well he's more irresponsible than my mom. I'm hoping my mother will ditch this guy once she gets bored with him, like she has all the other times. This type of boyfriend is nothing new, this is just the first time one of them has gotten somewhat physical with me. Yes, it creeped me out, yes, he's a disgusting human being, and yes, I have a lock on my bedroom door. This is not the first time I've locked myself in my room when my mom has brought home a guy. It's happened before, and will likely keep happening until I move out. Thanks again to the people who expressed sympathy and concern. Just thought you guys ought to have a bit of context.
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broski4 13
Run away. Fast
PenguinBitch 44
What a C-R-E-E-P.
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Cherryta 17
He sounds like a complete perv...and your mum's ok with it?!
RageWolf16 31
Unless OP is underage, which would make that illegal.
T1A2Z3 35
It's illegal no matter how old she is.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Your mother must be absolutely BLINDED by love to not have seen that "greeting" as inappropriate! You should get out of there, and fast!
frizz101 22
No self respecting mother would ever let their boyfriend (assuming OP is a teenager and her mom is dating a man over 20) slap their daughters ass and make a sexual remark like that. What OPs mom is suffering from is selfishness and lust.
I'madumbass 19
I LOVE YOUR USERNAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'madumbass 19
To clarify, I was talking about BolttheSuperdog
Traitoro 9
Lexi, is ****** your moms boyfriend and trying to get caught not sleezy? You sound no better than him.
emmra6101 3
Normally I find FML's funny but I'm honestly scared for your safety. If your mom really thinks that's ok you need to get out of that house.
azyjazy713 11
This looks like a job for Sexual Harassment Panda!
gracehi 33
That makes me a SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD panda!
HumanWiki 8
regardless of age, that kind of action is grounda for harassment.
ELoni_fml 25
Tell her thats not ok! Love is blind..
weveallbeenthere 30
yeah, keep away, far away.
xoxoEvelyn 7
Wtf what a c-r-e-e-p!! I would be freaked out if I was you
HeyTherexxx 21
She already is freaked out.