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wiona Willimantic, United States

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML

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OP here. I couldn't figure out how to respond without making an account, so I made one in order to reply to a couple of people. First, thanks to all the people who expressed concern. To the people who said YDI, I say screw you, because I did nothing to provoke this asshole. Yeah, I'm underage. I don't look underage, but I definitely am, braces and everything. My mom's boyfriend is yet another guy who's a worthless piece of shit, she has no taste when it comes to men. I talked to her about him after he left and she rolled her eyes and said it was "a joke". Which apparently I didn't get, because I'm "uptight". Moving in with my dad isn't an option, he's on the other side of the country and really can't handle having another person living with him right now. I do miss him, but frankly he's not a whole lot of help, my parents hate each other and while my father means well he's more irresponsible than my mom. I'm hoping my mother will ditch this guy once she gets bored with him, like she has all the other times. This type of boyfriend is nothing new, this is just the first time one of them has gotten somewhat physical with me. Yes, it creeped me out, yes, he's a disgusting human being, and yes, I have a lock on my bedroom door. This is not the first time I've locked myself in my room when my mom has brought home a guy. It's happened before, and will likely keep happening until I move out. Thanks again to the people who expressed sympathy and concern. Just thought you guys ought to have a bit of context.

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broski4 13

Run away. Fast

What a C-R-E-E-P.

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Slap him back in the face. And say "losers run in your family mate and then wink at your mother and say, " he's a douche" and then walk off

Yeah I would leave

For fear of your safety run, just run and stay with a friend it something.

Call the cops for harassment...???

Someone actually said OP deserved it?!? I'd report him..and also take some self defense classes...I personally would of kicked his ass...

allhype_noheart 8

how old are you, OP?

wyldefyre 5

PLEASE tell me you punched him in his face.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Wow. Apparently the majority of people would rather believe Lexi was being serious than to admit they're too stupid to understand sarcasm when they see it. I'm sorry, but I HIGHLY doubt that was meant to be construed as a serious suggestion...

NineeCat 32

What a freakin creep. He needs a good ass kicking. Your mom too.