Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML
Today, I got a bill from my former attorney for the call he made to me begging me not to turn him in for stealing all my money and almost causing me lose my home. FML
Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML
Today, because my lawyer made a mistake in 2013, I have to pay a fine of over 500.000 euros. I don't have that kind of money. The lawyer is of course completely of the hook. FML
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, my lawyer let me know that due to the rising costs of living, her rate has increased to $565 an hour. That's more 20 times my pay. I'm not even getting a cost of living increase. FML
Today, my ex-wife's lawyer threatened to default on the divorce because I have not signed the divorce papers yet. Divorce papers that I have not been served yet. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, my ex-boss still owes me almost 900€. I just paid another 150€ to have a lawyer tell me that, yes, the law is clearly on my side but no, I will most likely not win in court because I don't have hard proof. I just paid money to be told I won't be getting the money I'm owed. FML
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russman22 0
well he saved your ass so pay your ******* bill
SheriffBart 0
Today, the pimple-faced sandwich artist at Subway threatened not to give me my food until I paid him seven dollars, which he asked for after preparing my sandwich for me. FML.
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Towelie_31 0
If he tries to sue you just use the chewbacca defense, never fails.
Erniesduck123 0
That does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit!
blastvortex 4
Idiot.
Jackiess22 0
He did his job, pay the man.
thesimsfan113 0
YDI. While there are some lawyers willing to help out for free, most still want to be paid for the time and effort spent reviewing your case. Unless your lawyer previously stated that he would work for free, then try to work out a payment plan. Most lawyers would be willing to do that. As long as they get paid right?
Boomslang 0
Let me guess: the lawsuit he got you out of was for not paying a previous lawyer too? Get a job, bro.
youratittybaby 0
hahaha! youre so funny! ha! did you think of that? BRO?
RJB 0
and then ******* Universal Helathcare then ******* Universal Money equal to what they were making b4 they lost their job. then Universal Transportation free cars for all. How about people ******* get a job, buy a car AND ******* PAY THEIR BILLS!!!!! ************. lol litte angry at OP.
gsfgf 0
Today, I won a case for this kid and, against my better judgment, didn't make him pay up front. Now I have to sue him to get paid for WINNING a case. FML.
CyclonePsycho 1
ARE YOU ANGRY? GET READY TO RAAAAGE!
smackieonassis 0
"I am bad at financial management and do not think of the consequences of my actions. fml"
CyclonePsycho 1
Hey, he put in time to help you out, and now you owe him money. It's like doing a great job at your own job and then your boss suddenly just doesn't pay you. Off-topic: Hey, did anyone else try that FML live thing? It looked fun, so I clicked, but it became stupid pretty fast. I mean, I saw things like "I broke a plate. FML" =