Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
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We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.
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Gearden 8
He sucks at parenting.
happyforever 15
Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.
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Comments (173)
ihpp 22
what the? that's not okay.
buckdharma 38
Explain to him that it comes with a ring attached, so it's okay.
perdix 31
Having a pacifier won't turn her into a *****. Having an asshole for a dad might.
worldclassrager 41
She's little she won't even remember sucking on it...but if he found some other substitute for it then good for him...
ema_stonez 19
hand her to him when next she cries... lets see how he handles that
BeeQueenbee60 4
Maybe your husband has pacifier-envy?
sandy105 3
Really?? Really.O_o Oh, really -_-........
Chellec2013 28
Yes. Yes really.
dreamer8911 2
It's actually good that she have a pacifier, if you research Freud's stages of child development, the lack of oral stimulation at a young age can lead to bad habits in the future. No lecture here just sharing info.
o76923 8
Freud is not respected in about 90% of psychology today. Almost everything he came up with has been discredited with the exception of some parts of schema theory (an explanation of why children will call all 4 legged animals dogs until they learn they are cats or deer, etc).
blackonblight 33
Didn't Freud's own daughter work to discredit most of his theories?
uglyluckgirl 8
Dear god, I dread the moment when your daughter goes through the "naked" phase
kittykatnic 6
moron...