Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
msmidnight1965 tells us more.
We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.
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Gearden 8
He sucks at parenting.
happyforever 15
Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.
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jrock9093 18
Dumb daddy stupid daddy blah blah blah
happyfingers 15
.... What? I had a pacifier when I was young and even after it was eventually taken away I still sucked my thumb. For much longer than I'd like to admit in fact. And I am by no definition, a *****. :P Your husband is an idiot.... And a pervert for even thinking of that. o.o
limitedition 25
You married this idiot? Hopefully he won't feel the need to label her behavior as whorish as she gets old enough to understand.
Enslaved 38
Put him in total charge every time she cries and needs comforting and watch him change his mind soon.
jerryj 27
Did your husband turn out to be a ***** too?
msmidnight1965 12
Oh and I later found out that he was only joking. He tends to do that a lot :p
jerryj 27
You just killed all the fun :(
gracehi 33
Yeah, joking, riiiiiiiiiiiight. That's usually my excuse when I say something stupid too. :P
Korra_fml 23
up until i saw u said he was just joking, i was gonna say "hmm... i guess that means no lollipops or popsicles or using straws for his little girl either when she's old enough to have them, eh?"
xeldawyn 14
Oh good! It'd be pretty weird if he wasn't joking
SteamyPenguin 46
#56 Haha! Why stop there! Ban bananas, cucumbers and carrots, ban everything phalic shaped.
Unenunciable 14
Why is the father sexualising his baby? This is gross and wrong on so many levels. He wouldn't say it if she were a boy! Also, since when does liking oral sex mean you're a *****?
your_ma 27
And then you told him to stop being such a ridiculous asshat and gave your daughter her pacifier back, right? Oh and children who don't get pacifiers tend to soothe themselves by sucking their thumbs anyway and you can't take her thumb away when she's older like you can with a pacifier so you run the risk of her sucking her thumb as an adult. I want to poke your husband in the eye for being such a dick.
Programmer_Girl1 1
What's next, you won't be allowed to breast feed because she might "turn into a *****"? Even if he WAS joking, it's still in poor taste.
Baybiiie 11
I feel for you. However YDI for marrying a retard!!
threer 30
Intelligence doesn't determine love.. He was joking anyways.