Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
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We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.
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Gearden 8
He sucks at parenting.
happyforever 15
Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.
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Comments (173)
MixMastaKDizzle 12
lolololololol that's too good!
sugarbear0727 19
What? No more kids with him...
SammyS2012 21
Acceptance is the first stage
alikafel 6
Good dad lol xD
PeirceTheRoses 2
Having a pacifier doesn't mean anything, especially a "*****" people surprise me day by day.
asherm 15
I worked in pediatric office and had to take baby boy's temp, well you know where. The father seriously asked me if that was going to mess his son up psychologically later on. Uh what?? No, that won't make your son gay, no it's not molestation.... Its the most accurate place to get a temp on a baby w/ fever. Smh.
karamathes 6
He sounds like an idiot..
Anthony805 8
What a good father :)
askingandy 23
My sister, who just entered middle school, still sucks her thumb. She throws a fit when her "blanky" is misplaced because she can't suck her thumb without it wrapped around her finger.
kwojahn 3
thats dumb, well I guess someone volunteered to take care of the baby