Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
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We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.
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Gearden 8
He sucks at parenting.
happyforever 15
Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.
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Comments (173)
ctchan2381 5
he may be a dumbass... but at least he cares enough
Obezyanka12 6
Um... Ask his mother if he had a pacifier when a baby and ask if that did anything for him.
lil_mars 1
#129- Great idea. #126- Are you ******* retarded or just illlterate? This FML was about 7 WEEK old INFANT, not a 7 year old child.
smilequeen0222 3
well at least he was thinking what would be best for her.
lil_mars 1
Dude has some ISSUES, OP!
AmorVitae93 6
Don't complain YOU choose him!
denwing82 4
Well Freud said that she'll be having more problems when her oral stage will not be fulfilled while she's growing...
jwb8711 13
Just kick him in the balls and when he starts whining stick the pacifier in his mouth.
catanita 18
When she cries make him calm her down.
harrisoncohix 5
Tell him you're going to stop breastfeeding so that she won't grow up to be a lesbian.
sammichgirl 5
He sounds like a keeper