Today, my husband refused to let our 7-week-old daughter have a pacifier, because he doesn't want her growing up to be a "whore." FML
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We have those orthodontic ones that help with oral development. They also resemble the nipple during breast feeding.
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Gearden 8
He sucks at parenting.
happyforever 15
Goodness gracious. Well according to your husband most of us are ****** then.
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gc327072 31
This is your daughter. This is your daughter on pacifiers.
xRezSynn 15
Did you guys by any chance forgot to wear a condom? :S
Omniprism 15
Whoa. Well he can come up with a way to calm and soothe the baby. And tell him babies inherently suck that's how they get milk from their mothers. Call him a ***** for sucking. Hope he learns.
Isa_fml 20
That's incredibly creepy.
WickedWolf 11
You married that man.
obtusian 7
How bad a dad is he going to be when she starts dating
aliciagentry 8
Lol sometimes we think illogically. My husband thinks our son will turn out gay if he watches Barney. Sheesh
COAWD 5
Father of the year.
GamerG0DDESS 29
In the Freudian beliefs (which is highly controversial), by taking away the pacifier he is inhibiting her growth out of the oral fixation state (children put things into the mouth to gain [sexual] satisfaction); therefore, the child (as Freud believes) will never pass this state and will be stuck in the oral stage of development, where then, the child will be fixated with placing things in the mouth. Thus rises "a *****." !WARNING!: This is a controversial perspective of psychology and is not widely spread; therefore, do not assume this is what makes little girls into uncontrollable sex fiends of whom open the gates to all those around.
MissLily_fml 4
lol No way...Wanting things in your mouth can mean anxiety/insecurity...I know because I get the urge to chew on a straw, eat(even when not hungry), pick on my lip with my fingers and chew excessive gum whenever I'm stressed and worrying. Nothing sexual here.
HatemyLife32 15
He sounds charming