Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I mustered up the courage to tell my son that I would not be attending his sixth wedding. He responded by cutting access to my grandson. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
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XUnluckyAngelX 9
That's kind of rude. But you know what OP? If she decides to be a hag, let her be a hag.
KiraK_320 20
Lighten up OP, you can't force your mother-in-law to love your other son. But, if she's going to do that asshole thing where she covets your son with your husband while ignoring the other child (buying her "real" grandson things, but not buying things for your son, or taking the "real" grandchild on fun trips but leaving your son at home, etc.) then keep BOTH your sons away from her. My actual blood-related grandmother did that shit with my older sister and I, because she was the favorite grandchild. She would take my sister out everywhere and leave me at home every time; she'd buy my sister better presents at Christmas than me-- she'd even buy my sister presents on MY birthday at my birthday party, and give them to her in front of me. That doesn't feel very nice, so don't let her do that sort of thing to your son! >:(
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Comments (58)
jtrg 5
Vasectomy...means what again??
isuckwithnames 22
A tube that connects the testicles to the urethra is cut than tied into a knot so sperm can't go into the urethra therefore you can't impregnate anyone. Usually the patient will be up and out the same day of the procedure. Also, it is possible for the procedure to reverse itself and have everything go back to normal, which could cause problems. It can also be undone by a doctor. It is usually recommended to couples instead of tieing a woman's fallopian tubes because fallopian tubes tieing is a more serious procedure and doctors don't like offer tube tieing to females under 35 with less than 2 kids because reasons.
DoomedGemini 38
It depends on the situation. My stepfather was not like a father to me. He thought his parents way was the only way, which meant him taking my mom places and leaving my brother and I home and a bunch of yelling and punishment. I never saw him as a parent or called him dad or anything. My stepmom, however, I call my mom(gets confusing around my biological mom) and she has helped raise and teach me. She helped my dad realize they needed to enforce moms rules and punishments and helped me like my mom would whenever I was there. My stepfather wasn't a parent to me, but my stepmom was. And I know many people whose step parent became more their parent than their biological parent.
dreamer2012 16
Sorry to hear that OP but as long your husband is a wonderful father to both of your sins they will be okay :)
Weirddate 11
#64 I hope your use of the word, "sins," is a typo!
musdesimd 18
It says the author commented, where's op's follow up comment?
blucorsa 15
Wow she's a bitch. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life from that monster-in-law
Taz3d3vil 4
I don't think she intended to be rude
emipanda 12
i think she is right, the othet kid is not your husbands