Anonymous
United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
Penhold, Canada
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
TheAnnoyedNeighbor
United States
Neighborhood watch
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Anonymous
Bessemer, United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Aaron
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Lindso1
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Top comments
TheRealBruce 12
well y'all better put them in a safe
macdaddymady 8
man that's some scary shit, it's time to move
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Comments (379)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
They didn't steal your virginity did they?
kayC7 0
um..that's rape.
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
it's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!"
truehitman2010 0
damn gingers
Zaffro 8
burglary banter
gruvychild 17
They're going to steal your souls? Maybe they'll only steal one of them!
tylenol123 0
shut up...
mchakkiwala 0
put a post-it that says "taken"
sabrinabea 11
For some reason my thoughts turned to Sponge Bob where the 'Flying Dutchman' steals everyone souls, I guess if it happens in the ocean it's gotta happen on land!
cassie13091 10
I did too
surrealJC 4
Uh oh, it was an epicmealtime fan, your suspect is one of their subscribers!!!
narrowords 18
Is your house a person? YDI for not knowing a house cannot be "robbed."
cptmorgan6 8
Shut up.
kindlystfupls 0
lol agree with 58!
cheerchick99 0
No one deserves to get their home broken into and have personal belongings taken from them.
Fakeddd 0
77- Casey Anthony does.
LotsaLaughs 5
WTF?! your house can get robbed.!! & even if it couldnt; OP wouldnt deserve it! whats up your ass?!
adamswag9 5
yeah that's no good!
Clozzie 0
bless x