Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML
tothebaneofkings tells us more.
Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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AlenaRoseLee 8
Well, at least she didn't show you
PrimeEvilTahir 24
You mean... GGILF
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Comments (108)
LCPLStewie 23
-_-'
Randy_Orton 16
Sup
MisterEx 28
Apparently, she already is :(
brandoneyez1 25
I think she meant gay as in happy and then was stating she's not gay down there as in gay... Sounds like a joke. Gay does mean happy so I think that's what she meant.
JuzReading 23
I think she meant the colour 'gray'
hxnnxh 14
Grey, GREY
brandoneyez1 25
I read that wrong... Lol wow so it's early... That does make that worse... My version at least made it less nasty. Lol
hotbutthurttoast 13
Your grandma is badass
vikky538 29
your great grand ma cool.. dude..here is one... just because I am in grave that doesn't mean I don't crave...lol
chelseaalise 12
haha I like her style!
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
That is some powerful mental imagery. I'm definitely thinking your life sucks.
taylahhowell 10
She's lying.
belljars 22
Gilfs never lie. How dare you throw such a wild conjecture
Apottzy 5
I am curious about the conversation that led up to that.
DanielleinDC 34
I am too, #41, but hey, props to great-grandma for pointing out that just because she's old doesn't mean she's dead. Although the way she said it easily falls into the TMI category.