Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML
tothebaneofkings tells us more.
Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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AlenaRoseLee 8
Well, at least she didn't show you
PrimeEvilTahir 24
You mean... GGILF
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Comments (108)
gbrodee1 5
I think the real quesrion is why did you ask about "down there"
PurelyCanadian 18
Exactly what kind of context was this in ..
belljars 22
She's young at heart and in pubes
grasseateye 7
Pretty sure that's what it means
Federgirl 19
eww yucky. too much info grandma thanks.
cheshireau 26
Oh boy, that's a little horrifying.
Attacksloth 33
No counselor in the world could wipe that image out of your head.
guyssite 4
Today OP learned that great-grandma is also a real live person and not just his imaginary non-human grandma. Poor OP. I don't want to ruin it for you, but it turns out that the tooth fairy isn't real either.
RomeyRich 22
she meant her toes
Xotoolyxo 16
Just because she's old doesn't mean she can't get a little crazy (;