Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML
tothebaneofkings tells us more.
Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.
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AlenaRoseLee 8
Well, at least she didn't show you
PrimeEvilTahir 24
You mean... GGILF
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Comments (108)
energizerbunny23 18
So much information..
cakefete2 31
*too*
Pinkraincoat 18
Is she a gilf?
kirkklkl 4
Nope, she's a ggilf
babygurll19 10
I don't think OP should be answering that about his/her own great grandmother
Pinkraincoat 18
Good job it's a joke.
dawood_k 27
What on earth did you say, for your great gran to give that remark
Bafrinn 14
I'm Wondering Aswell.
MisterEx 28
They need absolutely no reason to say stuff like this. Trust me.
zandalee 20
I wonder if her bush is retro big? Da bush. Da bush.
RedPillSucks 33
Da bush is on fiyah?
zandalee 20
Zoolander reference actually. But I prefer yours. :-)
Enslaved 38
"She wax it all off, Mr Miyagi"?
Kergami 18
Your great grandmother must not be that old if she can willingly speak like that.
Steve95401 49
You will never be able to unhear that.
hxnnxh 14
Some things are better left unsaid!
worldclassrager 41
Well then...believe what you want...
Goblin182 27
Ear bleach.