Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, my parents said that we're never going to see our grandparents again because my grandpa hit my asshole little brother with a belt for calling him a boomer. I love my grandparents so much but my parents won't listen. FML
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML
Today, my grandpa yelled at me, telling me to stop being ugly and rude. I only asked if he could cut the watermelon. FML
Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
In my personal experience grandfathers tend to be rather intimidating so I'm not surprised. Be glad you're grandfather stood up for you.
alwayscheesin 2
Atleast they know how to respect elders. Plus in my opinion older people are always more intimadating. They got that look
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Comments (146)
btx2 9
No one ***** with an old guy
JonniBoyy 2
Learn a thing or two from him he's not a 21st century puss
jep00 8
It's probably them respecting their elders
RentaName 15
That's great! Glad it worked. Too bad, these days, your grandpa could have went to jail for making a physical threat.
junkman6 22
If they're listening to rap I doubt they would call the cops after an old man scared the piss outta them... Makes their street cred drop yo lmao
THuD29 4
Probably afraid he'd call the cops
Szaszaspasz 26
I heard about a Korean Vet who told some punk that was being the neighborhood pain in the ass: "It would be worth 15 to 20 just to rip your ******' head off." Old people rock!
Saikon1357 25
Why in the hell hadn't YOU threatened to gut them yet? It's been months ya damn pansy! YDI
Schiffy 18
I find this to be more of a win than an FML, you should be proud you have such an awesome grandfather.
onorexveritas 24
grandpas gettin' it!
EmoSquirrel 7
That sounds like my grandpa too.. His neighborhood is pretty quiet though.