Today, my grandpa sent me a letter apologizing for not congratulating me about my graduation last spring. Too bad I don't graduate until May. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not worth our time
Today, my grandparents told me they couldn't make it to my college graduation, even with months in advance to plan, because they had their annual Mother's Day plans with friends. Plans they've had every year, and are further away. This was the only time I'll ever have a graduation ceremony. My grandpa is my last biological grandparent. FML
Contempt of court
Today, it's been several weeks since I unfortunately had to tell my grandpa that I wouldn't make it to his birthday party due to jury duty. It's now the day before, which also happens to be his birthday, and I just discovered that I was excused due to them having extras and replacing me. Too late now. FML
Today, my parents gave me a letter they'd forgotten about since late last year. In it was a $30,000 scholarship to a local master's program with an application due date of two weeks ago. FML
Can't afford this shit
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
Congratulations!
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Today, my grandfather scolded me for not wanting to go to my 12-year-old cousin's basketball game. This is the same grandfather that refused to go to my high school graduation. FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
Unwanted
Today, I found out that I was not invited to my grandma's 80th surprise birthday party. I found out about it from my mom who lives out of state. I’m the only immediate family that would've been able to come. Due to coronavirus, I also missed my grandpa's 80th birthday. Guess I’m 2/2 this year. FML
Today, my grandfather sent everyone in my family an email thanking them for the photo we got him. I'd bought the frame, edited the picture, and delivered it to him. All everyone else did was show up and complain while the picture was being taken. I'm the only one who didn't get a thank you email. FML
Today, my university is capable of sending me two diplomas in short succession due to a clerical error, but can't recognize that I've graduated and won't be taking classes with them in the fall. FML
Top comments
Kylias 6
Oh shit your life suck-- Yeah, I don't even know how to fake that. Tell him, "Sorry I'm a year younger!" And move on with it. This isn't even "oh shucks" worthy, really.
auburnvans 0
Not that bad...
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Comments (79)
thinmint 0
I swear people conjure up ways to submit an FML every day even if it isn't.
myfriend_youfail 3
He's your grandfather. People who are grandparents are usually over that 60- or 70-year-old mark. He's probably developing Alzheimer's or age-related senile dementia, the poor man. Be thankful he remembered your name, address, and relative age/time of year you graduate. My auntie is so far gone, she's going through the entire list of female relatives before figuring out my name, forgetting her OWN name, asking me what school I'm going to every five minutes, asking me my age and how she's related to me, and asking after her deceased parents and sister. Count yourself lucky that your grandfather still has some of his wits.
pierre117 0
He probably meant FML in the sense that him learning his Grandfather can't remember stuff now is horrible.
Lukeduke_fml 0
I agree with #29
_anonymoose_ 0
NOT AN FML.
Yulia_fml 0
wow. just wow. I have ALWAYS held my tongue when it came to fml's that are slightly boring, but this...this is ridiculous. My first and only time saying this - not an fml. at ALL.
llovec17 0
if its so boring dont reply then...
Anteezy 7
Oewh harsh I think you should kill yourself op i doubt you will ever get over this blow.
lopez2309 0
wow, well this one is stupid... i dont see a problem here
LOL_7052 0
Okay, how about, like, chill out?
Laurasian 0
Try talking to the guy once in a while, it'll help him figure out what's going on in your life, dipshit.