Today, my grandpa sent me a letter apologizing for not congratulating me about my graduation last spring. Too bad I don't graduate until May. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Not worth our time
Today, my grandparents told me they couldn't make it to my college graduation, even with months in advance to plan, because they had their annual Mother's Day plans with friends. Plans they've had every year, and are further away. This was the only time I'll ever have a graduation ceremony. My grandpa is my last biological grandparent. FML
Contempt of court
Today, it's been several weeks since I unfortunately had to tell my grandpa that I wouldn't make it to his birthday party due to jury duty. It's now the day before, which also happens to be his birthday, and I just discovered that I was excused due to them having extras and replacing me. Too late now. FML
Today, my parents gave me a letter they'd forgotten about since late last year. In it was a $30,000 scholarship to a local master's program with an application due date of two weeks ago. FML
Can't afford this shit
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
Congratulations!
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Today, my grandfather scolded me for not wanting to go to my 12-year-old cousin's basketball game. This is the same grandfather that refused to go to my high school graduation. FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
Unwanted
Today, I found out that I was not invited to my grandma's 80th surprise birthday party. I found out about it from my mom who lives out of state. I’m the only immediate family that would've been able to come. Due to coronavirus, I also missed my grandpa's 80th birthday. Guess I’m 2/2 this year. FML
Today, my grandfather sent everyone in my family an email thanking them for the photo we got him. I'd bought the frame, edited the picture, and delivered it to him. All everyone else did was show up and complain while the picture was being taken. I'm the only one who didn't get a thank you email. FML
Today, my university is capable of sending me two diplomas in short succession due to a clerical error, but can't recognize that I've graduated and won't be taking classes with them in the fall. FML
Top comments
Kylias 6
Oh shit your life suck-- Yeah, I don't even know how to fake that. Tell him, "Sorry I'm a year younger!" And move on with it. This isn't even "oh shucks" worthy, really.
auburnvans 0
Not that bad...
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Comments (79)
Thunderbender 2
FMLs have been getting worse and worse lately...
Connkidd 0
who's approving these FML's? ****!
I_Call_Fake 0
Seriously! how is their life Effed just cuz his grampa messed up. Hes only human!
CamH_fml 0
Worst. FML. Ever.
Stumblebum30 5
seriously?? why is this a FML?
Oven_fml 0
this is no FML. i hate people who do that.
Syn_fml 0
The OP is a dumb ****.
nattyice 0
OH POOR YOU!! Sorry you're not the focus of your Grandpa's life and he didn't get the date right. Cause the whole god damn world revolves around your ass. I hope you get cut out of his will. Go **** yourself.
little_otter 0
I like this. Kids nowadays are such ******* self-absorbed dickbags. Your grandfather took the time to send you a letter. When was the last time you put down your blackberry, stopped writing about yourself on your boring-as-**** blog and actually contacted him to ask how HIS life is going?
xxreikoxx 31
OP, your post can't be counted as an FML. What halfwit let this one through? Worrying about a forgotten date from the ancients is nothing compared to what the masses suffer daily. No thanks for wasting my precious time, lamebrain.
isaacsarah920 0
maybe he would know if u kept in touch...asshole
anie01 5
Wtf? How did this whiny, self-absorbed pointless complaint get posted? At the most basic of levels, this twit takes their blessings for granted-- your grandfather is ALIVE, for one. You're graduating AT ALL. Not to mention that you're complaining about a thoughtful gesture someone made toward you, that's just the pinnacle of self-centeredness that I can imagine. This is a pathetic FML-- seriously, what part of this situation is the least bit bad? What a brat.