Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
Today, my mother burst into tears when I told her I was engaged. They were not tears of joy, however. She was crying because although she insists she’s "not" racist, she was crying because none of her grandchildren would be "pure." My fiancé is black. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my fiancé's grandmother kept trying to introduce him to this "simply absolutely amazing girl," who she thought "would be just the perfect date" for him. At our engagement party. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
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Top comments
miss_madison 10
That sucks. It's similar to the feeling "oh shit my boyfriends parents are hardcore Catholic and I'm Wiccan." But in the end if you love him then I wish you two a good life if your grandma approves or not.
WCARlover 35
Sad that racism is still so prevalent in the US today
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Comments (89)
Llamanator9913 16
Hopefully her parents aren't like that also...
tulha 12
Damn, good luck with that one OP
SimplyBird 9
*puts on shades* Deal with it Grandma.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
call 911 --my Grandma had a heart attack
MyUsernameKatie 31
Love is love. No one but you dictates how you feel
rosenkrieger223 24
Doesn't mean they won't try, though.
dread514 11
Guess who's coming to dinner. Reward her with grandkids
Ghazzie 7
Wish I could "like" this one 100 times.
pancakemix1 6
Wow, it is so sad that there are still people out there that are still so racist. People are people. Everyone equal
OzzMonster 10
Haha. A few black neighbors and your grandmother suddenly lives in the 'hood'. My grandmother is exactly the same :)
yukumariooo 11
Maybe her panic was just an initial reaction, and she's actually quite fond of us black people? ...no? ...Well at least youll know what to expect when the meeting finally happens
Sarah_Jang 6
It happens everywhere. But well, im glad my bf's family loves me.