Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML
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BadApple88 29
I hate ungrateful people. She's lucky she got a gift in the first place
Valkeryia 13
My boyfriend always gives me ugly jewelry that he made and I'll wear it until it breaks just because I love him.
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Comments (146)
aidz1994 16
Just give her a pearl necklace instead....;-)
EvilLittleMan 23
OP, I give you a standing ovation for taking time to make that special someone in your life a necklace. Unfortunately it wasn't unique enough for her. My advice, show her to the exit door and find someone who truly appreciates the things that you do. It's the little things that make a difference.
dayavera 9
she is not unique enough to be your girlfriend. dump that ungrateful biotch.
mattmsk005 8
Dump that bitch
DarthVader77 9
Is she sure that she is unique enough?
Hiktmae 20
Your girlfriend sounds terrible, dump her ass.
AloysiusWeasley 15
I'll add to the chorus of her clearly not being unique enough for you. Well, assuming each link wasn't a pound or something. It would be pretty awkward if the necklace was made of one pound links and she couldn't walk upright while wearing it. Anyway, probably time to find a new one, OP! Good luck! :D
Johnsmers 8
Murder her with a spoon
Needafarm 22
Give her shit in a shoe by a dog that "uniquely" ***** in shoes. Problem solved
an3ph 20
Your GF is not unique enough. Dump her and get one with a heart.