Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML
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Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, I found out, after months of being made to think I'm crazy, that my girlfriend has a complete online presence across 10+ cam/OnyFans/websites/Telegram, etc. It's my biggest trigger, my previous partner did the same on a much bigger scale. She denied it to the point of me moving out. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
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RPGod 0
Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her
Maniac_fml 0
stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?
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Comments (102)
jim_witness 0
Maniac, why did you ask that question?? Why do you think we want the link.....to check her out make sure she's hot enough to have a site. If not we call in the Fugly Webcam Police.
alissaleigh 3
Yes
CDub7888 0
I'd seriously like to know what goes on in people's minds when this kinda crap happens.
llllPsycho 0
Me asking for the website is a complement to you. If my girlfriend was hot enough and kinky enough to have that kind of website, I'd be one happy mofo.
rawchelllll 0
Haha #8- Dane Cook? DJ Diddles? :D But wow, irrationally? Really? Thats kindof not ok... If you're in a committed relationship, you don't show that kind of stuff to other people. Shut up all you pervs who want the website. There are other **** stars out there that get paid for this stuff, I'm sure you can find it on another website that isn't this guys's girlfriend. You should tell her you're not comfortable with that. And if she doesn't respect that... I'd dump her. But keep in touch so when she DOES become a famous **** star, you can get back together and live of her profits hahahaha. JK :]
Hap3niz 0
haha, ver well putt
drunkyredneck 0
HAHAHA..ouch..
Time2Remission 0
I guess you're not the only one that saw her "privates"
shhhitsasecret 0
I guess they're not so private anymore. lol.
EmilyFelton98 0
Damn I Was Gonna Write That !
The_One 0
lol 22
look_its_me 0
haha #8 & 22 why do i see no link???
Pearson_fml 0
that's terrible.....so whats the link?
antwar23 0
hahahahahaha u were lucky til u let it go btw link please(: