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Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hungryman
Canada
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Harlingen, United States
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
heartbrokenl12453
Movie night
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
pinkfloyd777
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Anonymous
New deal
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
tarah
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
thanksfamily
Bethesda, United States
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Top comments
zanguard 0
Make a bet with your girlfriend on when her parents are going to get divorced.
perdix 31
Seduce the mom and make sure you get caught in the act by her dad. I mean, you're a dead man walking with this family, so you might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
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Comments (47)
rachel_herron21 0
My whole family had a bet of when me and my boyfriend would break up, after I told him he said don't worry we will prove them wrong we r going to last forever...2 weeks later, the day after our anniversary he left me just cause.....everything was perfect that morning
Ambaayyy 8
That happend with my relationship, all my boyfriends friends were in on it, nobody won, because we're still going strong :)
djdskins 0
that sucks
laurieloulou 0
My parents did that to my boyfriend and I also; feels good to prove them wrong.
VoteForTaco 8
I bet 5 pancakes it's gonna be thursday
sjhill 32
nice! i'm guessing that they don't like you, or they aren't hopeful for a long relationship.
MothaaTruckaa13 2
Today, I was at the park in a bathing suit playing volleyball with a friend. A random kid came up to me and said, what are you doing, saving up fur for the winter? He was Talmud about my back hair. FML
shrine98 3
awh:(