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Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hungryman
Canada
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Harlingen, United States
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
heartbrokenl12453
Movie night
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
pinkfloyd777
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Anonymous
New deal
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
tarah
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
thanksfamily
Bethesda, United States
Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Top comments
zanguard 0
Make a bet with your girlfriend on when her parents are going to get divorced.
perdix 31
Seduce the mom and make sure you get caught in the act by her dad. I mean, you're a dead man walking with this family, so you might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
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Comments (47)
VickyG17 4
Today, I found out that my parents are not the only ones who bet on how long their daughters relationship will last. FML
sk8erd 15
hey these bets are fun actually :) i actually made one where a highschool couple would break up after a week..I WON! too bad there was nothin involved..
ashley1002 0
I'm betting on the day that me and my man break up! sooner than I think
pipp360 0
by the looks of ur pic, ur an ugly ass hoe bag who should take whatever she can get
mz_jamaica1 0
At least they're not betting on a day that you're going to die...if that happens you should be very cautious
valri3 0
Break up with whom?
dani22097 0
tell one of the parents that you will break up with her in a set date for half the money
derek8888 0
you should have a bet with your girl on when her parents are getting a divorce :)
aleeee 0
that sucks..
Seethatguy 3
Doreen, get back in the trailer now! I agree with 23, have a bet as to when your parents get a divorce
sturk_fml 0
win for