Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
ckipel 0
send that picture to her father
heyyy123 0
whaddddda bitch.
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Comments (294)
RoguePenguin 0
That means you're a jerk.
Mr_Positive 3
what a bitch !! she doesn't deserve you. like the #2 suggestion.
An0nymous_ 0
nope, you're all alone buddy
XBeckster 0
I laughed so hard #89 . You comment made my day . #89 FTW
dreads_fml 0
does anyone realize that the person who wrote it is a girl
dogsickftl 0
EDITED
odai123 0
You should egg her house. And that would be letting her off easy.
Iwannabetreo 11
What a biatch. :]
loverslanex3 0
that sucks im sorry shes a bitch
augustdanielle 0
It was very creative...
L0veh8te 0
LOL Classic. FYL
testing_fml 0
No...OP is a guy. Re-read it. ""Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read "you can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML"" Fail.