Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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calilovesneb 12
I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.
EverestMelting 23
It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!
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Comments (187)
KBurns207 17
How did signs of her being a psycho hose beast not show up sooner in the relationship? Not saying YDI but I'm betting that's just an excuse to end the relationship.
KBurns207 17
I definitely worded that wrong.
EmsyyyRose13 24
Hose beast? I kinda like that.
buttonsfandango 3
It's good, at least you didn't marry her. You're going to be better off.
an3ph 20
Run. Better yet, sprint!
fakedsincerity 32
I can't believe being a surgeon it'll have been the first time you've had to cancel, so she's probably done it before too. :( Leave the bitch.
Always_Me7 6
Thats a terrible excuse!
AboveAll04 14
she's a keeper....NOT ! you're a SURGEON you will definitely find better
Zack6849 8
I really don't see what the fact OP is a surgeon has to do with anything, gu really don't want to date the kind of person who only likes you because you likley make a lot of money.
Zack6849 8
sorry, my previous comment was a trainwreck and as of the time I'm posting this my attempted edits failed, I'll go hide now ._. EDIT: the "gu" was meant to be "you" by the way.
AboveAll04 14
I meant that he is in a great profession not working at a fast food joint....just the fact that he is making good money and he'll find a great girl cause women love doctors lol
DjeePee 25
So, because he makes good money he must have a wonderful personality, while everyone who works at a fast food joint can't be your ideal partner. Hmm, yeah, full of crap that one. Besides, you're also forgetting that a good-money-surgeon can be called into work at every moment (aka, at your birthday party, in the middle of sex, on a date...), which can/must be terrible frustrating. Still no excuse for cheating, though.
Chloe555_fml 27
Wow, 50, who pissed in your corn flakes,
AboveAll04 14
50 even if they are on their anniversary , on a date and he gets called in still no reason to cheat ! so whether or not it is frustrating it is irrelevant. and did I ever mention anything about money??? umm no ! I said that the surgeon has a better chance at getting a great woman !
AboveAll04 14
damn I did say shit about money ! :/ **** me...my argument is ****** lol nvm
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Djee the fact is that the better job you have, the easier getting a date becomes. We all want security in our lives, the better job and the bigger income provides that.
KendraLaine 18
Sorry OP you clearly deserve better. Cheaters piss me off more than anything, especially when they blame it on something stupid.
WandaX 16
Dump her
Jemm_fml 29
I'm surprised you lasted that long with such a selfish child. Consider this a bullet dodged.
KinkyCurly 13
Well give her what she wanted... to be single and leave her butt!