Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML
ScaredOfClowns tells us more.
(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Rawrshi 25
Why so serious?
sstahpp 33
Oh, Hello Georgie!
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Comments (141)
snowkittyyy 18
Sorry to hear about that. Maybe you should discuss it with her? I'm sure you two can work out something. Maybe not go into her room aha. :p
StarkWolf_fml 23
I can't wait till she drags you to see Suicide Squad lol. you probably piss your pants
kwilkens 15
You must be joking!
ellyhan 11
Are you dating Harley Quinn?
fakedsincerity 32
At least it wasn't one of the creepier clowns like IT or Ronald McDonald.
Mathalamus 25
wel;l, thats interesting. frankly, i would be more concerned that shes a big fan of the joker.
SecundusSecunda 27
Meh, nothing wrong with being a fan of the joker. Poor OP, though, I'm not sure how he'll manage with his fear and his girlfriend's hobby/passion
Mathalamus 25
i think the Boyfriend will do the mature thing and talk it out peacefully.
BTLoser96 9
Why are your comments getting so negative votes? What did you say that was so wrong?
TheNerdExpress 12
What kind of toys?
One_Way 43
If it's reminiscent of the Joker, the exploding kind.
PrincessZelda_HR 22
I have a Pop figure of Batman-Joker on my desk... I hope it doesn't explode
mustangbravo 27
She does sound awesome! I could see where that could be a problem for you though.
metreman 19
want to know how i got these scars i just smile
lukian_fml 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You're not a very good boyfriend if you haven't video chatted in her bedroom before visiting it. :)
legodude28 16
How on earth does that make him a bad boyfriend?
MonstreBelle 29
I need to go break up with my bad boyfriend right away. Not once has he video chatted in my bedroom instead of coming over. That son of a bitch!
Emirac 10
Literally not once have my boyfriend and I video chatted. We must break up immediately.
LMAO__no 15
Looks like I'm on the fast track to divorce because my husband and I have never video chatted and he's in my room all the time!