Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML
ScaredOfClowns tells us more.
(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Rawrshi 25
Why so serious?
sstahpp 33
Oh, Hello Georgie!
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Comments (141)
dannidoll93 24
Push past it. Tell her you're gonna show her how to make your pencil disappear.
tacojauns 45
Got to get that New Year's Badge
tj4234 36
Bring in some Batman toys to save you. After all... Without Batman, crime has no punchline.
bnbhimp 10
Do you ever dance in the dark under the pale moonlight?
ronnixoxo 18
omg, i so feel your pain !! i wouldn't be able to set foot in that house after seeing all that.
Gearboss 6
Grow up pussy
gage54 9
Just tell her that I'm sure it'll work out it could be worse
MischievousMayhe 3
But... If she's that obsessed... How did it never come up in conversation? How did you NOT know?
JamesILoveFML 11
Dress up as Batman the next time you go to her house.
thedoctoralpha1 4
just wait until she wants to roleplay as him and Harley Quinn...