Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML
ScaredOfClowns tells us more.
(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Rawrshi 25
Why so serious?
sstahpp 33
Oh, Hello Georgie!
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Comments (141)
ThrottleJockey 36
What a boner killer.
berkeleyjake 13
want to see a magic trick? she's going to make your libido disappear
nyf137 20
Who ISN'T afraid of clowns!?!?
MzZombicidal 36
Clowns.
AtherSheep 15
I'm not. I just don't like them.
yeongji 31
I feel your pain, OP :( Before I even knew what clowns were, I would freak out and cry whenever I saw one.
mj5229 9
Your girlfriend sounds awesome
solarsanteria 15
I can't stand clowns but I've always had a special place in my heart for Joker.
Kaalschneid 21
she's a keeper!!!
0goniok 5
I have deep fear of clowns, to a point of panic attacks, collapsing and stuff, but Joker doesn't bother me.
kenwolfy 14
Wait how long have you two been dating?
Evelinee95 10
Well, probably not deathly..