Today, my girlfriend left me. I have no clue what to do with the holiday we have booked or the ring I was going to propose to her with on Valentine's Day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
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TCRII 30
My evil plan assumes that she has a sister... 1. Seduce the sister. 2. Wait for her to regret breaking up with you. 3. When she comes back, have make up sex but do it doggy style. Reach around, caress her chest and say "Hmmm, your sister has much nicer ****."
WCARlover 35
Cancel and sell. Sorry OP. Proposing on valentines is super cheesy though..
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Comments (25)
chirstinap325 23
Aye same but Valentines is overrated :)
praahe 10
Pawn the ring, and go on vacation anyway without her and have a good time. If you're friends on facebook still, be sure to post lots of pictures of how much fun you're having.
rivenrock 14
Sorry this happened, OP. Return/get a refund if you can. If not take the holiday with a friend and leave it all behind for a while.
janfleury 19
sell the ring and then with the $$$ take a friend. Go have fun and know that there is someone out there for you
Jacobus_G 3
she figured out you were going to propose and didn't want to commit but is fine being your girlfriend you deserve great makeup sex on your date
ifuckuprandomly 28
Here's another update. She went to Gloucester and ****** some guy and rang me so I'd hear it. As you can guess, we're no longer friends, but her family has pretty much abandoned her because what she did was so wrong. Thanks for all the comments guys and gals.