Love and Health: Today, my girlfriend finally came over to watch a movie with... - FML

By Chocolatehater - 08/09/2018 18:30 - Netherlands - Wageningen

Today, my girlfriend finally came over to watch a movie with me after weeks of being really busy. As a treat she brought chocolate cookies, which she knows I can't eat. I am allergic to chocolate. FML

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awildwhisper 30

Saturday 8 September 2018 19:41

Step 1: Make food you like for someone with an allergy Step 2: Act surpised and sympathetic Step 3: Eat all the food yourself, no regrets

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 September 2018 19:51

She gets the cookie, you get the nookie ;)

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ViviMage 39

Sunday 9 September 2018 15:51

Can you eat carbob, or "dog chocolate"? I like dark chocolate best with the chocolate liquor, but if you're allergic it might give you the taste you've been missing out on.

wtfdaemon 3

Monday 10 September 2018 22:05

"allergic to chocolate" GTFO with your fake allergies already. Drama queens and fake allergies are annoying as ****.

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