Chocolatehater
Wageningen, Netherlands
Today, my girlfriend finally came over to watch a movie with me after weeks of being really busy. As a treat she brought chocolate cookies, which she knows I can't eat. I am allergic to chocolate. FML
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awildwhisper 30
Step 1: Make food you like for someone with an allergy Step 2: Act surpised and sympathetic Step 3: Eat all the food yourself, no regrets
RichardPencil 32
She gets the cookie, you get the nookie ;)
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ViviMage 40
Can you eat carbob, or "dog chocolate"? I like dark chocolate best with the chocolate liquor, but if you're allergic it might give you the taste you've been missing out on.
wtfdaemon 3
"allergic to chocolate" GTFO with your fake allergies already. Drama queens and fake allergies are annoying as ****.