Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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Top comments
Andoria 16
That's terrible. Cut her loose. Always more fish in the sea.
bearstyle22 11
G-G-goodbye!
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Comments (78)
poppunkette 22
Sorry to hear that really sucks. Give her Christmas gift to a pawn store or charity then kick her butt to the kerb
Fas4wd 13
Some people are so stupid
awkotaco333 15
Clearly she's not worth it, forget about her
dragoongirl90 34
Sorry she was a bitch, dude. But I think you meant, "Psych."
Mauskau 36
But then it'd be extra letters for the stutter and may confuse a few people, we all know what it meant ;)
fmlgiraffe 23
I didn't.
Jeromiah 8
Could of really been playing but when you flipped out she got scared and lost her nerve to carry the joke through. Not saying that's what happened and it's prob not likely but just a thought. Everyone here's so ready to hang her and no one here knows what actually happened.
ThePols 11
80%, of people don't know the opposite of these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down Hope this cheered you up.
Ilmoran 20
Too much effort for a Rick Roll.
ThePols 11
The fact that it worked, means it was worth the effort.
cherrycokelove 8
rick rolled
Attacksloth 33
"Okay. I'll pack up your stuff, call you a cab, and book you a hotel for the night. Just leave." *throws her belongings out the window with a Molotov cocktail "SYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKE!"
chikinscratch00 8
Some people are hella stupid. Move on.
born_hustla 26
I don't understand why the heck she thought you'd take well the fact that she's been cheating on you for so long.
danimal_crackerz 26
Don't you mean your ex!?