Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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Top comments
Andoria 16
That's terrible. Cut her loose. Always more fish in the sea.
bearstyle22 11
G-G-goodbye!
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Comments (78)
MyCommentsSuck 21
Well you did just refer to her as your gf, not your "now ex-gf"
WH1T3B0YH4ZSW4G 9
Psych*
mine___turtles10 13
Plot twist: it was actually a prank
molleyla 7
Well you did say girlfriend and not ex girlfriend!
gabwielle 8
This probably will get thumbs downed but what if the girl was joking and got scared from being yelled at and the guy took it seriously? Idk just a thought
Zebediabolical 45
I find that there is nothing so serious that it can't be joked about. Period.
djstiv3 15
in a similar sitchiation here bro. sept we dont talk as much and i think imma just let her go. and women say its "hard to find a nice guy".... christ, its hard to find a decent girl...
Domonator 16
I can't even joke about this. Lose that loser immediately.
Durantye 8
The one thing she did right was tell you about it. Even though cheating for 2 months straight is a bit... Anyone that admits to cheating on a regular basis and expecting the relationship to work out is beyond ignorant.
AshOfPalletTown 12
How can people cheat ? When I can't even get a gf :(
12121314cm 8
Well based on your name, it sounds like there`s a lot of wood in ur town
infinitemonkey 21
Sorry, man. You will be tempted later to accept whatever the next psych job she tries. Be strong. There is someone better out there for you.