Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
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ncochrum 0
Don't you just love hypocrisy?
blue8795 0
Oh yeah, it's definitely you with the communication problem. Ha.
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Comments (122)
amy_shmamy 0
I LOVE irony
desertkitt 0
LMAO! Well, at least during the summer you can find a really hot chick and date her. Make sure she's not a crazy though. Some signs are: 1) Staring at you, then getting pissed when you don't fetch her favorite flavor ice cream 2) Talking about kitties and puppies... then yelling because you didn't wanna watch the movie she wasn't telling you about -and- 3) threatening your family in a weird way to turn herself on. At least you now know that dating hypocrites ruin relationships, and if neither of you were open enough to communicate about how your relationship was going, maybe neither of you are ready to actually have a healthy functioning relationship.
razzumfrazzum 0
In the ovary >:D
kristindabomb 12
You are better off without her.
anonymousjason 0
same crap happened to me some people..... just try and choose better next time...
kira1kira 0
Hippocrit
Nuns_FTW 0
never marry a democrat
Ughsucks 0
lol exactly...
funkymonkey90914 0
can u say hypocrytical?!
tomberryboy 0
It's her that has the comunication problem
aback 5
You're better off. She's the kind who'll stomp around the house and not speak to you or sleep with you for a week until you magically read her mind and guess what you did to piss her off. Life is too short to put up with that silly shit.