Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
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ncochrum 0
Don't you just love hypocrisy?
blue8795 0
Oh yeah, it's definitely you with the communication problem. Ha.
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Comments (122)
nightowl43 0
Lol, "unfortunately." If its so bad, why are you still seeing her...Unless you are afraid to talk about it and end the relationship
mynameisnotjudie 0
lol. Hypocrites suck.
mynameisnotjudie 0
#14 - Just women? Really now? Each person has their own individual rights. Everyone is capable of being a hypocrite regardless of their gender.
jduff 1
that sucks man, my gf is doing the same thing to me right now, :-/
philluis 0
this one just made me laugh
plethora 3
My boss pulled that one on me a couple of months ago. ******.
littlemisslee 0
Wow. Slim pickins in your town, so you have to date psychos?
Roxas_fml 0
What a dumb bitch. You're better off without her.
sonik42 0
Wow. Fail on her part.
DankJemo 0
Well, in my experience... When a woman says that you have "trouble communicating" it is that she doesn't ever explain herself. She just wants you to automatically know what she is thinking without her having to tell you. Which, last I checked is actually a bit impossible. The fact that she said she didn't want to talk about it probably just means she is a liar. It sucks now, but you're better off. Women that pull that sort of stuff on you aren't worth the effort.
Roxas_fml 0
This man. He speaks the truth. It's women like her that makes me hate I am a woman.
maggy_fml 0
i agree, i have a few friends like that. i'm a girl and i can't even understand them. i understand guys better anyway, i'm not gay though