Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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Comments (312)
SarahxFish12590 0
No offense, but who begins a kiss with their mouth open anyway? She would have had to push past your lips and your teeth if you were really postioned for a kiss.
rogeriskira 5
Ok who seriously would do that?
likeomgwhat 0
o wow i hope you dumped her
Cortenn 0
Ewh, that is completely disgusting.
xoryleexo 0
Okay, Why Would He Break Up With Her? Yeah It's Gross, But Maybe There Just That Comturable With Each Other, And They Can Be Themself. I Would Never Break Up With My Boyfriend For Any Dumb Reason Like That!
samantha_durano 6
ewww that's ******* disgusting.
Jlevrt 0
thats nasty as hell. Dump her ass.
nasat 0
how old is your GF 5?
ezra44 0
this may have actually been better than kissing her, I'm not even sure I want to know what she looks like considering she'd do somethin so ****** up
TJT 0
eeeeeeewww your girl friend is ****** up OP