Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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Comments (312)
beastwill64 16
and are you STILL her boyfriend?
Punkpoptart1119 20
That's digusting. I don't care what bad things you've
Tracy98 0
sick
AtomicBryce 0
eww is she 5 yr old gag excuse me while I go vomit
kenziedog 0
nasty dump her a*s
edgarMora123 0
suck her pussy
jdawg2010 0
her surprise from me would've been a nice and lovely punch in the face.
Memeguy76 0
You have a disgusting girlfriend.
kashilover69 3
Wife that bitch.
xJebu 8
If that was me I would have vomited all over her.