Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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som_fml 0
dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Horde 8
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration
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txminiman 3
Hit in her damn food! Iss in her drinks! That slore is nasty!
txminiman 3
*shit*piss. Stupid autocorrect
ih82bl8 2
Reew wtf
Maddie_baybee 0
sounds like she has no idea what the word kinky means
EffYoLife 14
What kind of girlfriend would do that? She must want to get dumped. I would have punched that ***** on the face.
koolaidkyle 0
time for a new girlfriend
day624 14
What is she 10?
damoki 8
That's disgusting!!! Leave her ass!!
RecklessULTRA74 0
I don't think you should dump her. She was probably just trying to joke around with you. I bet you do nasty things to like Fart on her. If you truthfully do like or Love her then you wouldn't care and stay with her. Cause I take it she's comfortable to be with you if she did that.(:
ecascio2010 9
That is disgusting.