Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked Twister. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
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Top comments
narkill 13
Ah, young love. A delightfully terrifying thing.
LadyNatasha 4
I'm curious as to what happened, afterwards. That really sucks, though. FYL.
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Comments (129)
mangoboy1 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How didn't you notice?And isn't it a bit weird that you can fit into eachother's shirts?
keverdeen 14
A lot of girls can fit into each other's shirts...
ElatedEarthling 15
Oh yeah, it's totally weird for two people of similar body type to be dating! -_-
Corrupt_waffles 13
My boyfriend and I can fit each others cloths. :/
1R1X0X0 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
My boyfriend and me are both similar body types but still he probably won't fit into my tank tops or blouses.. So i don't understand people downvoting this comment. It's a normal question..
mangoboy1 19
Sorry didn't read the username
T1A2Z3 35
Or look at the gender? But yeah. I'm a girl and I've swapped clothes with plenty of men I was dating (at different times).I have some larger shirts (baggy shirts are fun) and sometimes guys are shorter.
missfrenchie 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wait a few more years if you still need to worry about your parents. Good luck champ. ps. A hotel room, back of the car, somewhere else BUT home maybe?
zolziski 11
Back of a car? Sure, then the OP's gf's mom can come bail them out. Much better than seeing them in each other's shirts...
Ambient25 25
OP needs to find a better place to do it than her parent's house. A first time is not something to be rushed.
ClosetTroll 10
How did you get out of that one? What followed? Finish the story, OP!
gg27787 6
I would've said I wanted to see if they'd notice. Play your cards close to your chest, or rather, your girlfriend's shirt. Unconventional response is best response.
sammyjanette 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm going to get thumbed to hell for this, but I would never have sex in my mother's house. Especially if I was still a teenager. It's quite disrespectful.
ElatedEarthling 15
Where in the FML does it say OP is a teenager?
sammyjanette 17
It's an assumption. No one can know for sure, but it definitely sounds like they are.
ElatedEarthling 15
Please refer to comment #51.
sammyjanette 17
They were engaged to be married in #51's comment not about to have sex for the first time.
stanjohnson 11
Still to risky if your parents don't sapprove of you having sex in their home.
Slackness 10
That's lovely, I am sure you will laugh about it in later life.
crystalw 1
So, am I the only one that doesn't assume OP is a girl? "lez probs"
ElatedEarthling 15
Wouldn't that lead you to assume that OP is a girl? Since these are problems that lesbians deal with?
theknozzle 14
Next time get some matching shirts.
jackaced 7
Next time just be buck naked when they come in. 'What? She's just my masturbation assistant...'