Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML
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azurablade 0
you mean you sent a txt message to your mother, brother and sister?
NatzSwifey 0
well maybe u should call ur friends more often instead of only doing it to prove a point to ur gf
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Comments (69)
z3r0nline 0
haha FYL big time spammer
kari2013 0
hey... i feel bad for you, the same thing happened to me on new years eve, and i have not gotten a single text back, so i know how you feel,
kari2013 0
hey... i feel bad for you, the same thing happened to me on new years eve, and i have not gotten a single text back, so i know how you feel,
FarSide 23
What is there about her that makes her a loser?
Blotto_fml 0
Lol, oh well, theres always facebook....
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
lol wow that sux :(when I am bored I get my fone and start textin about 5 people at once and that keeps me occupied:)
TheHeroOfTime 0
You're eight years old, and black. No one likes your kind. GTFO. P.S at your age, you shouldn't be stealing cell-phones.
abradant_spoon 0
she said get her cell "fone," not steal people's phones.
lucifer69_fml 0
^ because you have so many ******* friends and they all write back. I see we have another person who mass texts their whole phonebook, **** yes you legend everyone loves you
Rico4Yu 0
sarcasm pawns
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Hey. what's up?
wolfpackchick10 0
Why do I feel like I've seen this one before...
123sploosh 0
because you are stupid.
Feverrotes 15
#34 FTW