Today, my friends woke me up on my birthday by spraying me with silly string. I have a job interview and it won't come out of my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went for a job interview on my birthday. I had on a shirt and a tie on and I had my Blackberry in my pocket. I was running a little late, so I dashed outside. When I came out of the door, a bunch of my buddies screamed HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and poured Gatorade all over me. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, I surprised my friend at their birthday party with a confetti cannon. I pulled the string, expecting colorful joy. Instead, it misfired, launched backwards and smacked me in the forehead. The confetti came out five seconds later, directly onto my dazed head. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
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Top comments
EwahWeeWah 21
There really is nothing better than a job interview on your birthday. "Oh boy, I hope it's a new job interview! *unwraps present* OH BOY, A JOB INTERVIEW, MY FAVOURITE :D"
isaiahroet 3
A job interview on your birthday?
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Comments (25)
Nonameforu 10
That's just silly
_EnderDoge 22
#1: String.
isaiahroet 3
A job interview on your birthday?
Beeboopbeep 9
So that he can tell the employer it's his birthday and raise his chances of getting the job.
ClairvoyantVamp 19
Tell them it's your "artistic interpretation" of their business.
EwahWeeWah 21
There really is nothing better than a job interview on your birthday. "Oh boy, I hope it's a new job interview! *unwraps present* OH BOY, A JOB INTERVIEW, MY FAVOURITE :D"
Welshite 40
To be fair, a job interview is practically a gift of life from our corporate overlords. I wouldn't say no to it.
Wolfo06 16
Will OP just tell your boss that your a party men
Bearsmomma 30
Was that a question, or did you mean "Well OP,..."? Oh, and in this instance you would use "man" and you're (if "you are" works in the statement then "you're" is the correct choice.)
Wolfo06 16
I meant well I guess I was in a rush and forgot to check opss
deathstroke990 22
mix conditioner with baking soda and let it sit for around 5 minutes and then try to comb it out (: should work
Tripartita 45
And if it doesn't work, you can lob it off, throw it in the oven for half an hour, and then enjoy it as a delicious birthday confection. You could even offer some to your interviewer!
BandsRuleBro 11
Perhaps try and call the business to try and reschedule the interview? Maybe they'll reschedule it once they understand the situation.
Bearsmomma 30
No! Never reschedule an interview! They will assume that you are unreliable when you can't even make it for an interview. NOT a good 1st impression.
lui_pg 21
At least you have friends who know when it's your birthday, sobs to myself
safaeita 32
Exactly. .I always remember theirs and celebrate it with them..but when mine comes they are alwqys so busy.
littlekellilee 45
At least you two can attend each other's pity party.
Nickimariek 20
Just tell them you're trying out a new hair style. xD
bunnyboo7799 19
Happy birthday OP It's my birthday too!