Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML
Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
Try turning off the volume
mzrobinson 13
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hollywoodt1ts 15
Dude. Best friends ever! Sorry it's on your work laptop, OP. At least it's not a guy's voice.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Dear Gawd. What if it was a mans voice? imagine being so busy that you have to bring your laptop everywhere and you're always doing work on it. You'd have to bring that into the bathroom. What would the people waiting to use the restroom think??!
Myo_fml 20
... I know of very few people if any that take their work laptop into the bathroom with them.
iSmellMusic 8
People can get a lot of work done poopin'.
iAlissa 34
Dude I want my USB to do that. However since this is your work computer, just turn down the volume.
thatgirlkat 9
Your friends > mine.
shazi 5
your friend is awesome
OneGirlTwoCups 13
If you have a Dell like me you can right click on the desktop and then click the settings for themes and your desktop stuff. On the sidebar there are settings and click the sound. At least that's how I do it.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Nice username lol
iammeorami 25
blecchhh!!
Drifting 21
Your friends rock! Lol
RonnieG 10
I can understand why they would do that. that's hilarious.
Chitwood 6
Lol
Summoner_T3L 15
You have some best friends on your hands OP lol
Shyckor 10
That's great! xD