Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Happiest place on Earth
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Disney 2021
Today, I realised that I'm kinda living the life of a Disney princess, because I'm lonely and all my friends are animals. Yes, I also talk to them. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Disney magic
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year-old man, or the 6 year-old girl I was talking to. FML
Passive agressive
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML
That Monday morning feeling
Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
this is not how i'm supposed to spend college nights?
Lady_Luck 0
I'm 17 and I just went to go check out this "Pixie Hollow" game. FML.
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Emptypot 0
That's intense man. Seriously, how is that an FML? THAT SOUNDS LIKE NERDFIGHTER PRIIIDE!!!
mothafucka_fml 0
lmao thats hilarious! lemme suggest a site for you...sesamestreet.org/games i hear cookie monster needs help bagging his groceries
firakkai 0
...lol #84
Xaviara 0
Hey if you had fun whatever it's all good, whatever floats your boat
xWhereswaldo 0
I love playing kiddie games. Brings me back to my childhood, & makes me happy. :) Also, watching shows like Maggie & the Ferocious Beast, Dora the explorer, any kids show that I used to watch. I'm 18 & I just graduated from college. =)
Corinna_Bella 0
Im 27 and spent my whole afternoon at work creating my fairy and chosing her outfit... Its a pretty cool website haha
Honda288 2
Ok well i know yall don't go to virginia tech.
hpluba 0
what's wrong with that? at least you have friends.
skittlesxmonster 5
haha don't worry..thats sites kinda cool..i did thatt oo..though i am 13..its just fun making your own avatar... =)
theonlyreason 0
I LOVE PIXIE HOLLOW AND I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL!!! don't sweat it. it's pretty awesome. however, it was saturday. get a life, man. go out into the world and do something. i'm sure something must have been going on...