Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, a little girl wandered into the glass-cleaning area of the pub I work at. It's a dangerous place for a little kid, so I took her hand and asked where her mum was. The kid starts screaming and the mother appears in the doorway shouting "GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!" FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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Top comments
dirty_hoes 0
being under 5 ft myself, this sorta things happens to me. it's worse for the little person than for you, get over yourself.
sillyfox 0
Idiot
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Comments (47)
llllJakubllll 0
What kind of a ******* tool needs to even point that out. Mind your own business you ******* twat.
boredonfml 0
open mouth, insert foot
zebrapattern 6
the midget was in a bar, where people get drunk and rude. what did he expect?
sceneblondie 8
y the hell r u bein such a nark in the first place? if u didn't hav to freak and tell on everybody u wouldn't hav been in tht situation idiot
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
I'm about to nark your ass to the grammar police. You are committing all kinds of crimes.
emerstercookie 0
It does say she was a midget
FranzFerdinand 18
This FML is ten times more hilarious because of the emphasis in the second sentence- I can imagine exactly how OP said it, hahaha.
lexi365 20
I'm pretty sure that guy just makes up his stories.
xxEternalRain 13
You deserve it you drunk bastard
xRezSynn 15
Asshole.
littlekellilee 45
I was in a wheelchair once for a health problem and a guy at a store asked my parents if we were shopping for the "little one" because there was a counter between us and he didn't see the chair. I was 22. It's an honest mistake, but it does deserve an apology.