Whoa, that 's a friend! Remember to seduce his girlfriend/ Get his mom pregnant/ turn his sister fat by feeding her only sweets/ train his dog to pee on his bed/ and make him lose his job.. But no hards feelings, huh?

Hahaha feeling loved?

***FAKE ALERT!*** The cop wouldn't ask your friend if you had a gun. He would probably yell at you to freeze & put your hands where his eyes could see. Or if he was trigger happy u would simply have a new breathing hole in ur face. My uncle was a deputy and is now a Fed. Funny made up story though...***FAKE ALERT!***

er, i take my shoes off sometimes in the car, its confortable, duhh~

haha thats ******* funny!!

reminds me of that scene from the beginning of the movie The Incredibles when frozone is like I know, I know...freeze when the cop goes berserk on him. fYL

this may not have occurred to you, op, but cops are just afraid of you as you are of them. you should have first asked permission to reach for your shoes, then if he granted it, done so slowly and deliberately.

dumbass.

Dude. Honestly, who the hell makes jokes like that with a cop? >:(

This post is hilarious!

Hahaha ******* win

Problem officer?