Daniel_rules
United States
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
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Superadie 0
Whoa, that 's a friend! Remember to seduce his girlfriend/ Get his mom pregnant/ turn his sister fat by feeding her only sweets/ train his dog to pee on his bed/ and make him lose his job.. But no hards feelings, huh?
fmlsmymiddlename 0
Hahaha feeling loved?
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shineyourlight_x 0
Well, at least he didn't shoot you.
Dabookofnothing 0
HAHAHAHAAAA did he shoot you?
Radiohead_fml 0
Only in America. Guns guns guns.
ditlihi 0
A cop tells you to get out and, instead, you reach for something. Hmm...... I bet that cop has an FML entry every day.
takran 0
#118: Yes, there are no guns anywhere else. OP: Your friend has a sense of humor :) He was probably trying to defuse the situation, guns waving around isn't fun for anyone, and humor is a very good way to ease tension. You're an idiot for doing something like that, see #119.
Sorryboutthat 0
Great Friend...
BillyClint 0
Man, ever heard of a joke? Sheesh...
tdawgheath 0
I think somebody's holding out on most of the story. The juicy parts where you ****** his wife and you're the reason she was pregnant over the honeymoon, and all that stuff.
pete275 0
are you black?
kirbyviper93 0
Wow, your friend's a bit of an asshole. xP