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Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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Whoa, that 's a friend! Remember to seduce his girlfriend/ Get his mom pregnant/ turn his sister fat by feeding her only sweets/ train his dog to pee on his bed/ and make him lose his job.. But no hards feelings, huh?

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LOL arsehole friend XD

Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

awe, did you do something?

LMFALMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!!!!!

I don't find this funny at all..what kind of dumbass friend does that.

that's why you should always tell the officer what you're reaching for when you go to reach for something....

he should have tazed you LOL, and he would have been within his rights too!!!!

ahahaha this is probably some of the funniest shit i have ever heard in my life

AHAHAHA!! FAVE

he was just teasing or kidding relax don't take life so seriously