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Daniel_rules United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Whoa, that 's a friend! Remember to seduce his girlfriend/ Get his mom pregnant/ turn his sister fat by feeding her only sweets/ train his dog to pee on his bed/ and make him lose his job.. But no hards feelings, huh?

fmlsmymiddlename 0

Hahaha feeling loved?

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You really should rethink your definition of friend

yeah dipshit u always tell them I'm getting said item from said location the move slow just to be safe... well unless it's ur weed stash and in that case u should have ate it as soon ad u saw the red and blues behind u haha

Some friend...

lol fyl for havin friends lyk those haha funny friend x) and ydi lol

maddiesonnn 0

ur friend luhvs u so much *cough* ******** *cough*

should of made the cop laugh and i would say that if it was me funny shit there

Did the Cop shoot u :o!!! Was what I thought someone would say

lol some friend

wow many of you don't have any sense of humor, and are way too serious. Others have enough stupidity to ask the OP if the officer shot him. 1) Why would a police officer shoot a man for no reason? (unless he's like that one cop in Oakland, CA 2) If the gun was pointed at his face and the cop shot him, i'm pretty sure he would be dead, and this post would not be here. TIGHT-ASSES