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Daniel_rules United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Whoa, that 's a friend! Remember to seduce his girlfriend/ Get his mom pregnant/ turn his sister fat by feeding her only sweets/ train his dog to pee on his bed/ and make him lose his job.. But no hards feelings, huh?

fmlsmymiddlename 0

Hahaha feeling loved?

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Dude tell the cop you getting your shoes

jasmine2301 25

Well your friend sounds very rude.

If you were really going on like that than ydi. That has to be annoying for him.

jonahwalzer 12

Omg! Sounds like something my friend would say!!

:o I have a friend who'd say that, too.

The story that comes with the illustration makes the entire situation even better! Love the style!

Ya dude. You're lucky you didn't get shot.

Call the cops on the cops. :-)

You don't reach for anything when you've been pulled over. You obey them.

gatorgirl7563 22

Have you never watched an episode of Cops? You shouldn't even scratch your nose without telling the cop where your hands will be moving to and why they're moving their first!

Time for a new friend.