Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends were trying to set me up with one of their other friends. We were texting and I said, “How is your day so far?” He responded with, “Worse.” I said, “Oh no what happened?” You know what he said? “You.” FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML
Today, I got dumped, so I was sad. I was so unpopular in my friend group that everyone but two people "sided with my ex" in their words; the other two "didn't side." I'd told my ex that I hated her, so I asked my friend to tell her I'm sorry, my ex-friend then replied with death threats. Like WHAT? FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Open mouth, insert foot.
perdix 31
If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)
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Comments (67)
RedPillSucks 33
Wow. You really cut to the chase with that comment. Talk about mincing words...
FlyingPie 17
That might be funny if the FML mentioned something about cutting or cutlery..
RedPillSucks 33
I wasn't trying to make a pun. Just a normal comment.
perdix 31
"Um, that must deva-sucking be. . . er, you are sucka-stated . . . really state your suction." Just stick with "Aw."
fareith 15
And you should have stuck with your first comment ;)
HoboWithACondom 8
It's ok. You just said the truth.
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
Oh ho ho! You never know all of what happened in the relationship and what caused it to backfire... So maybe your slip-up could have a nugget of truth. :3
KayAnn19 10
That's hilarious. I'm sure they will understand if u explain yourself lmao.
buckdharma 38
Wow, that blows.
amandathecreator 22
Freudian slip lol ?!
dead_insects 18
explain yourself..apologize...and spend the day doing fun stuff with her
perdix 31
#3, the Wal*Mart Exception notwithstanding, right?
NudeSuitSquad 7
Ha oh OP that sucks